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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.Herb Caen
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I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'Herb Caen
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A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.Herb Caen
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Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.Herb Caen
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I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.Herb Caen
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.Herb Caen
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.Herb Caen